The AIM Guy vs. MSN Messenger Pawn
Warning: this week's debate contains explicit content, and parental discretion is advised. Even though our younger viewers probably won't seek it anyways.
InViZ- God ****, LuvMeGoodGirl157 won't stop flirting with me!
I TOLD HER I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Lark- Doesn't AIM have a block thing?
InViZ- Ya...........
Lark- The little mascot guy must be you, running away from random messengers.
InViZ- It's fine when I talk to people I know
but when random punks message me and start trying to be cool, it's annoying
Lark- even if they want to have cyber sex?
InViZ- Real Sex is much better, man.
Lark- I wouldnt know...
InViZ- annnnnyyyywaaay.........
Lark- MSN messenger links you up with tons of chat rooms where you can get it on in the World wide web
InViZ- You are talking about Cyber Sexy??
Lark- No, she's a slut. She types around.
InViZ- *ponders* You must have some great stories, care to tell me any?
Lark- Nah, I dont "(k)" and tell. Also, I think this week we're supposed to talk about the mascots of the messenging proggys.
Not the sex (no matter how real it can be) we can find on them.
InViZ- You better not be in one of those now
if you are....I swear you better give me the URL
Lark- I cant type URL's with one hand.
InViZ- DUDE, TMI TMI TMI
Lark- oh, ok... well hold on a sec, it wont last long
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ok, ahhh, feels much better.
InViZ- Thats To Much Information, sorry I dont know if the community of pawns known as MSN uses that slang
dude, it sure doesnt take long for you to get off
Lark- shadyup
InViZ- Now go wash your hands
Lark- from what? I was using one hand because i was on the phone.
InViZ- ...................................doh
so what was the topic today?
I can't remember
Lark- *scratches forehead*
oh!, the little people on the icons for AIM and MSN
InViZ- Isn't the MSN Icon a silhouette of Bill Gate's bald head??
Lark- I always revered it as a symbol of power and prestige.
InViZ- He pay you to say that?
Lark- *turns around, takes a stack of Benjamins out of his pocket, counts them* No
InViZ- Dude, why hasn't he offered me to use MSN!?
Lark- because your only a level 2 member of the MPA
InViZ- Dude, at least I don't play Shifter
Lark- Since last week I graduated to level 8, introduction to Base.
InViZ- I don't need no stinking introduction to base
Lark- There you go, in denial again
that's why you'll never get sponsored by an Instant Messenging Company.
InViZ- I dont need to be sponsored by a company to get cyber chicks to want to r0x0r my b0x0r's
Lark- I know, that's what Mhaddy is here for.
InViZ- I told him not to tell anyone........
Lark- That's what Clinton told Lewinski, but that didnt work out
InViZ- I did not have sexual relations with Mhaddy.....
Lark- ok, back to the topic at hand (one hand)..... for the 8th time.
the little yellow AIM guy must be running from something.
that was dumb logic there... nobody is on a treadmill while IMing
InViZ- Ya, he saw Bill Gate's face and had to look away before it turned him to stone
I know I know! He's running away from all of the Cyber Sex people!!
Is that why you dont use AIM Lark? Because you don't like to run away?
Lark- Right, But then again, why does the AIM guy have only one arm?
he looks like some wierd Korean letter from Axis.
InViZ- He fought in Nam?
Lark- He's yellow too, Agent ORANGE.
InViZ- He could have been one of the Vietcong....
OH I GET IT!
He's chasing all the little Americans off of his land!
Lark- And the Majestic MSN mascot is standing his ground against the yellow-bellied vietcong warrior.
InViZ- They need to add some foxholes in though
Lark- no, he wouldnt fit in, they never sit down
InViZ- Actually, I think he's backing away
notice the two layers of color, he's been backed up against a wall by the scary Cyber Sex people and they are preparing to do their duty.
Lark- Multiple partners online is fun!... but I wouldnt know ^_-
InViZ- Of course not.......Thank god noone see's what goes on in the Staff forums...Grey is one crazy guy
Lark- whew! You should see what he did with that squirrel after those pictures he posted.
InViZ- ROFLMAO
You MSN folks know what that means, right?
Lark- heh, I've been browsing the MSN chat rooms... look what I found:
InViZ- Thanks, LuvMeGoodGirl57 is messaging me again.... agh
Lark- *move!* this looks like a job for someone more experienced! *shoves InViZ out of his chair*
InViZ- Oh My God Man! That's it, I'm Leaving
Lark- *sits down at InViZ's Desk and Streaches arms* ahhh...finally, he's gone.
